When you’re young, you look at television and think - There’s a conspiracy. The...– Steve Jobs
After I masturbate I lose all motivation to leave the house. My day can only go downhill from there.
There are at least two kinds of cowards. One kind always lives with himself,...– Roscoe Snowden (I alternate between the two)
I left the little plug that lets me recharge/upload songs to my ipod shuffle at my mother’s house. So for the next two weeks I will have to walk to class in the silence of my own head. And now I have to decide whether or not to call her and ask her to put it somewhere safe. If she puts it somewhere where she will see it she’s liable to forget what it is and then move it somewhere out...
Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...– Haruki Murakami
I wish I had met you earlier
And if I had met you earlier I would have said “I wish I’d met you earlier”
Smarter than the average...
animalsbeingdicks: Ronald’s friends and family all knew he had a drinking problem, but no one knew it had gotten this bad.
Screw you guys
animalsbeingdicks: Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home.
I used to think I knew everything. I was a “smart person” who “got things done,”...– Mich Albom
"For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn."
tendingtowardstheend: In the 1920s, Ernest Hemingway bet ten dollars that he could write a complete story in just six words. He wrote and he won, calling it his best piece of writing.
Chumbawamba-Tubthumping Pissing the night...
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom,...– Frank Zappa