Fake Band Name
Mine would be Max Static and the Dynamics. We would be mostly middle aged liberal arts professors playing 80’s inspired punk (think Bad Religion/Dead Kennedy’s with lots of literary references tossed in). Everybody in our college town would love our music but on a personal level find us to be pretentious assholes whose egos are totally out of proportion to our talent. Our side project...
yes... that was a mistake.
the first thing I hear when I arrive at my friend’s house for the weekend: Friend (looking at my flip-flops): Are those the only shoes you brought? Me (also looking at my flip-flops): Yes. Friend: I have made a mistake… I thought I would surprise you with a funeral. Me: …
ladyofleisuredc replied to your chat: eating cassava with a spicy cabbage and chicken gizzard stew is that eba? No it wasn’t pounded, it was sliced and boiled discs of cassava. Oh and I planted some cassava so now I have to come back in six months and harvest it… lol
Ode To A Ghanaian Chicken
Oh how our lives are intertwined - Just yesterday I mistook you for a duck as you waded through the open sewer (Were you eating worms there?) And today I find you on my plate as I sit down to supper (I really hope you weren’t)
eating cassava with a spicy cabbage and chicken...
Friend: This is too spicy.. too spicy to bear
Me: This IS really spicy
Friend: I feel it burning here (waves hand in front of whole face)
Me: I think I'm sweating from the inside out
*silence - as no one stops eating*
ladyofleisuredc replied to your post: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand “a Ghanaian cab?” I’ve been in Ghana for the last two months interning with Ghana Health Services. There is so little crime here that this really caught me off guard.
A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam...
I got totally taken today. I climbed into a Ghanaian cab at 8:30 this morning and there was a crippled man in the backseat behind the driver who had his crippled leg extended out and over on my side of the floorboard. As we were going along the driver reached over for something and the passenger seat slid back onto the cripples leg. He started shouting and yelling for me to slide the seat up. And...
The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get...– Stephen King (Different Seasons)
Do it or don’t. It’s amazing how many things in life are that easy.– Henry Rollins (via shhhmegs)
this might explain the hangovers
Friend: Isn't there some rule about mixing wine and beer?
Me: Yeah, wine before beer, have no fear. Beer before wine... umm... that's also fine.
this new dash... LOL
I just checked my unfollowers and it said that everyone has unfollowed me!
drunk, sitting at an outdoor bar in Ghana at 3 in...
Me: That man was totally naked.
My friend: Yes.
Me: Why was he naked?
My friend: He's crazy. The nerves in his head are wrong.
Me: That's crazy? Man, if I could walk around naked all day and everyone would ignore me, I would.
My friend: ...
My friend: We should go.... Don't finish that beer.